1)This Pokemon is your best friend:
Well...Hello lay off the food buddy.
2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion:
G-Good morning sir :<
3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project:
FUCK YEA SCIENCE!!!
4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you:
Mother of go- *splat*
6)This Pokemon is your Ex:
7) This Pokemon is your Girlfriend:
8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment:
Creeeepy :< leave me alone please
9)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake:
YOU BASTARD!! I WAS GONNA THROW THAT OUT!
10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night:
Explains the marks
11) This Pokemon Punched your Mom:
One is inclined to ask...how?
12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes:
They won't even fit you silly crab! >.<
13)This Pokemon died by your hands:
Noooooooo! I'll miss your entire range of emotions Quagy...all 2 of them
14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life:
at least he can give me a hand...*cricket chirp*
15) This Pokemon is your loving pet:
Aww *hugs* love the fur~
16) This Pokemon is your Dentist:
Be gentle :<
17)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day:
I dream about leafy lizard??
18)This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
JUST DON'T GO USING EARTHQUAKE!!!
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